americagiveup:

It’d make an awful lot of sense if “Hitler’s final secret” was indeed that his family bought shares in the History Channel. It’d be absolutely fucked without him, one way or another.

WHY IS THIS AN E-CARD

WHY DOES THIS SITE EXIST

WHY

WHY IS THIS AN E-CARD

WHY DOES THIS SITE EXIST

WHY

Moo.

Moo.

SWIM BABY, SWIM

SWIM BABY, SWIM

I hate every single spider on Earth except my Resident Spider

He’s a cute lil black spider that scurries around my floor every now and then and just wanders around looking for new places to explore. He’s my buddy. :3


if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better

if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

cincosechzehn:

genincat:

I’m waiting for the day that Hot Topic discovers Homestuck

 

OH HELL NO.

Listen to me, Genincat, and listen well. If this ever happens, I will find you- I will find you and then I will KILL you.

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

reidobiwa:

tojiko:

voltamin:

HEEEEEEEEEELP

SBHKJFSJFKSF

reidobiwa:

tojiko:

voltamin:

HEEEEEEEEEELP

SBHKJFSJFKSF

I GOT 99 FRENCH FRIES BUT A BITCH ATE ONE

I GOT 99 FRENCH FRIES BUT A BITCH ATE ONE