Posts tagged: bueno
It’d make an awful lot of sense if “Hitler’s final secret” was indeed that his family bought shares in the History Channel. It’d be absolutely fucked without him, one way or another.
WHY IS THIS AN E-CARD
WHY DOES THIS SITE EXIST
WHY
Moo.
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
I GOT 99 FRENCH FRIES BUT A BITCH ATE ONE
I hope the music’s going through your head.
